
Crazy Famous
by Madison Murray
I’m a North Shore Girl
Interrupted when I’m landlocked in Belmont,
away from the fish,
fat cats, and trash.
Sylvia Plath is shaking
her ass in the bell jar
while Steven Tyler takes
a $4,300 nap
at The Pavilion.
Sexton has sex
with herself
with candlepins
she found underground. They’re stiff
in her mouth like cigarettes, enough pills
or a bite block for her pretty
chronic frown.
“Get out of the chapel,
Mr. Charles! That organ’s
NOT for the blues. Play us a gospel or 103 FM
to get these blue bloods up and moving.”
There are rabbits on the front
lawn making crazy little babies
too many of them, of us,
intrusive
thoughts.
At the community meeting, we scream
“We need more apple juice for the Wild
Wild Women and David Foster Wallace!”
My mind is beautiful,
I feel fucking famous
or at least
loud
here
I get a nametag for
a notebook,
nicotine gum, ice block,
ice chip,
to-do list:
eat a banana
color
read
walk twice.
No, you cannot
park your car in Harvard Yard
but you
can stay at Harvard’s affiliate
psychiatric hospital
if
you
have Mass
Health.
Here,
Sylvia Plath wrote “The Bell Jar”
and I finger
painted this big purple
circle.
Madison Murray is a writer and artist from Salem, Massachusetts. Google her debut book, “My Gaping Masshole.”